So we get to the theater 8ish…there was already a line.….one line. So we all say at one point, well, this is a stupid idea, one fucking line that’s all, what the shit! There are state troopers in the theater like there is a serial killer watch, and the girls there, no more than 15, with their fucking face painted…..okay really?!?!? That’s just fucking ridiculous, and I know what you’re thinking, awww it’s cute they are getting into the spirit, were they both vampires or werewolves….they were neither. They had what looked like horizontal red thunder bolts on their cheeks with the initials EC and JB……all I really have to say here is….wow.
Then there were the pillow and blanket crew, which I will say I regret not bringing myself. That ground is hard and cold, and as big as my ass is it did not provide enough cushion, such is the price we pay for good cinema. Seriously it was like a huge sleep over, but co-ed style. Because I swear this time I saw more guys wanting and willing to see this movie, some without girlfriends! Speaking of sleep overs and bed-clothes (which I regret not wearing) was it a requirement to wear uggs? I guess I missed the memo, which I am happy about since they are the ugliest shoes in the world, my vans were comfortable enough thank you.
I really preferred the crowd when the first movie was out. The readers, not the trendy assholes jumping all over the next fad (if you are actually reading the books don’t mind me I’m a raving bitch about these things). That being said I do have to say this, during the movie I don’t want to hear you cry out, oh no when Bella is actually walking down the aisle to Edward. Yes, she marries him. Yes, they have a child. Yes, she’s a fucking vampire! And finally YES, she and the Cullens along with their friends will win in breaking dawn part 2. Read the books faster people, you’ve had over 4 years to do this. Did I happen to mention what a huge cunt I can be about things…..
Just keep your mouth shut during the movie please, that’s really all I ask.
The movie in General was amazing, it literally had everything, funny, witty, dramatic, love, you name it, it was in there. The only part that kinda freaked me out was when the wolves spoke to each other. I just think it should’ve been done a little better, and no I’m sure how and yes, I will get over it, in fact I am over it. The way Bella looked at the end was so very disturbing I had to look away, the movie was extremely well done my only wish is that I didn’t have to wait another year to see the final movie. I mean really, 6 months should be long enough. We need Mrs. Meyer to start writing again, the sooner breaking dawn part 2 comes out the better. That way we can get her Host movie out of the way, which by the way will not do as well as twilight and she will HAVE to write again! I want to read midnight sun for Christ sakes!!!! Stephenie Meyer…..you stupid bitch, get over yourself and finish writing that story, asshole!
If I could change anything during all these movies it would be this, Kristen Stewart should’ve been kept plain throughout the movies and THEN dolled up during breaking dawn. I was not wowed by her beauty during the wedding scene and I was definitely not blown away when she finally turned. Wait….there is one more thing, she was supposed to look like a fucking battered wife after the first sex scene also instead her barely there bruises are what scared Edward away?!?!? Really, that could be just some rough sex that was bullshit also. But this isn’t supposed to be a rant about how the movie sucked, because it sooooo did not, but damn Stephenie you are present during these movies speak the fuck up!
I just wanna go home and be able to watch breaking dawn over and over again on my comfy couch, with my comfy clothes in total silence so I can absorb EVERYTHING in that movie. These are literally the only movie that truly stick with me for months/years, I get happy everytime I see them, I’m a huge nerd I know but I likes what I sees!
good day to you!